sorry guys i tripped
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
I’m glad to see that my post about that aplomado falcon image being mistaken for a peregrine falcon gained some attention. I just wanted to let everyone know that if you happen to have a photo of a raptor that you suspect to be a peregrine falcon, send me the link via my inbox and I would be happy to confirm whether or not it’s a peregrine falcon.
It has come to my attention that whenever “peregrine falcon” is searched in Google Images, a photo of an aplomado falcon (Falco femoralis) appears as one of the first results. Unfortunately, many inexperienced birders who see this image believe it to be a peregrine falcon when it is not.
By Chad and Chris Saladin
My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.
look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.
she’s cheer captain aND I’M JAVERT
A statue of Christopher Columbus was pulled down by protesters in Caracas, Venezuela, in 2004. The former “Columbus Day” is now marked as Indigenous Resistance Day.
The only valentine I need
I took a photo of a fucking steak in the store and put it on the internet and now almost 16 thousand people have it on their blogs, I wonder whoever has this steak knows how famous it is. I bet this cow is in cow heaven wearing sunglasses and shunning the other cows because now a piece of his fucking body is on 16 thousand people’s blogs. I need to sit down for a minute.
In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.