Addicted to Peregrine Falcons
thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

Peregrine Falcon I.D. Help

peregrine-falcons:

I’m glad to see that my post about that aplomado falcon image being mistaken for a peregrine falcon gained some attention. I just wanted to let everyone know that if you happen to have a photo of a raptor that you suspect to be a peregrine falcon, send me the link via my inbox and I would be happy to confirm whether or not it’s a peregrine falcon.

*looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
*looking at my face*: Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
*weighing myself*: Oh my god why
*looking at my life*: Oh my god why
*looking at my music taste*: cool man

peregrine-falcons:

It has come to my attention that whenever “peregrine falcon” is searched in Google Images, a photo of an aplomado falcon (Falco femoralis) appears as one of the first results. Unfortunately, many inexperienced birders who see this image believe it to be a peregrine falcon when it is not.

Below…

peregrine-falcons:

By Chad and Chris Saladin

peregrine-falcons:

By Chad and Chris Saladin

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

ghoulishghouls:



#that little bat has no clue that it is embodying halloween right now #because it does not understand what holidays are #it does however #understand what pumpkins are #as it can eat those #it cannot eat halloween #bats

queencous:

she’s cheer captain aND I’M JAVERT

vintageshi:

fuckyeahmarxismleninism:

A statue of Christopher Columbus was pulled down by protesters in Caracas, Venezuela, in 2004. The former “Columbus Day” is now marked as Indigenous Resistance Day. 

RESISTANCE

vintageshi:

fuckyeahmarxismleninism:

A statue of Christopher Columbus was pulled down by protesters in Caracas, Venezuela, in 2004. The former “Columbus Day” is now marked as Indigenous Resistance Day. 

RESISTANCE

twerktuesday:

twerktuesday:

The only valentine I need

I took a photo of a fucking steak in the store and put it on the internet and now almost 16 thousand people have it on their blogs, I wonder whoever has this steak knows how famous it is. I bet this cow is in cow heaven wearing sunglasses and shunning the other cows because now a piece of his fucking body is on 16 thousand people’s blogs. I need to sit down for a minute.

twerktuesday:

twerktuesday:

The only valentine I need

I took a photo of a fucking steak in the store and put it on the internet and now almost 16 thousand people have it on their blogs, I wonder whoever has this steak knows how famous it is. I bet this cow is in cow heaven wearing sunglasses and shunning the other cows because now a piece of his fucking body is on 16 thousand people’s blogs. I need to sit down for a minute.

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.